Jason R. Lamb is a jackass and freelance writer living in Portland, OR. His credits include the Spike Lee comic anthology series Colors in Black, Predator: Kindred and Star Wars Rogue Squadron: The Warrior Princess (contributing writer, uncredited) for Dark Horse Comics, NWP for Bad Azz Mofo and tons of rejection letters. He is also co-founder of 100 Proof Publishing. He should really lay off of dairy and eat a salad every once in a blue moon. Couple push-ups wouldn't hurt either.
Use herein of material copyrighted by others is purely for satirical purposes only. No profit is being sought, or forthcoming for that matter. All other material is Copyright of Jason R. Lamb, 2010. Any resemblance to individuals living, dead or transmogrified is purely coincidental. No, those jeans don't make your butt look big, but I wish they did.