Friday, December 31, 2010

My New Year’s Resolutions for 2011

1.) STOP drunk dialing Ms. Swoosie Kurtz
2.) Get tramp stamp removed
3.) Withdraw even further from society
4.) Remind my kids that if they’re willing to work really hard, they can accomplish anything that they set their minds to... In other words, lie to them
5.) Start smoking

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